Introduction
Goats are funny little animals. They jump, they climb, and sometimes they even act like clowns. Giving them a silly name makes them even more fun to have around. A funny goat name can match the way they look, the way they sound, or the goofy way they move. Some goats might be tiny and cute, while others might be bossy and loud. No matter what kind of goat you have, a funny name can fit its personality and make everyone laugh. Get ready for a barn full of giggles as we look at some of the best funny goat names.
Funny Goat Names (With Meanings)
Goats can wear names that make you giggle every time you call them. Some names come from how they look. Some come from the silly sounds they make. Others are just goofy plays on words. Here’s a barn full of funny goat names with their meanings.
- Sir BaaBaa
This makes your goat sound like royalty while still keeping the funny goat “baa” sound in it. - Clucky Hooves
Perfect for a goat that acts more like a chicken, always clucking around the yard. - Mop Top
Great for a goat with hair that looks like a messy mop on its head. - Bouncy Beard
If your goat has a beard that wiggles when it runs, this name is a good fit. - Daisy Chewer
For a goat that spends all day chewing flowers in the field. - Sir Headbutt
Funny for goats that love to bump into things with their heads. - Pickle Hoof
Silly and strange, like a goat with a salty twist. - Milkshake Maker
Perfect for dairy goats who give milk that can be turned into yummy shakes. - Count Nibble
A play on “Count Dracula” but for a goat who nibbles everything in sight. - Flapjack Jumper
Goats love to hop, and flapjacks are just funny food to match the bounce. - Moon Chewer
For a goat that always seems to chew and stare off at nothing, like it’s watching the moon. - Goober Hooves
Silly name for a goofy goat that always trips over its own feet. - Puff Beard
For a goat with fluffy hair under its chin, like a puffball. - Chomp Chomp
If your goat eats everything in sight, this simple name fits. - Tinker Toes
Good for a goat that trots lightly and quickly, like it’s dancing. - Mister Giggles
Funny name for a goat that makes you laugh every time it bleats. - Hiccup Hoof
For a goat that makes weird sounds like hiccups, when it’s eating or bleating. - Pogo Nibble
Goats love to bounce like pogo sticks, and they nibble while they do it. - Marshmallow Ears
If your goat has soft, floppy ears, this name sounds sweet and silly. - Captain Grassbeard
Like a pirate, but instead of seaweed in the beard, it’s grass. - Noodle Neck
For a goat with a skinny neck that wiggles when it runs. - Chalky Chewer
Some goats chew on anything, even chalk if they find it, so this name is perfect. - Gravy Beard
Silly and tasty-sounding, for a goat whose beard always looks messy. - Bumble Hoof
Funny for a clumsy goat that stumbles like a bumblebee in the air. - Snack Bandit
For a goat that sneaks around stealing food from you or the other animals. - Toffee Hooves
Cute and sweet, like candy, for a goat with brownish legs. - Nibble Monster
Because goats will try to eat everything, even things they shouldn’t. - Fluffy Trouble
Perfect name for a soft goat who still causes chaos in the barn. - Prickle Puff
Silly for a goat with fur that sticks out like a prickly puff. - Boots the Butthead
For a goat that loves to butt things with its head, but in a silly way. - Cheddar Chomp
Great for a goat who loves cheese… or at least tries to steal it. - Snorty Shorty
If your goat makes snorting sounds and happens to be small, this fits. - Doodle Hooves
A goofy name that works for any playful goat who runs around in circles. - Grassy Gus
For a goat that never stops munching on grass. - Baa Bop
Funny, musical-sounding name for a goat who makes silly noises.
Male Funny Goat Names
Boy goats can have names that sound tough, but silly names make them much more fun. These names are goofy, playful, and full of barnyard humor. Here’s a list of funny names just for male goats.
- Sir Nibbles
- Billy Bean
- Captain Chew
- Horn Popper
- Mr Wobble
- Baa Boy
- Goatster Joe
- Big Hooves
- Fuzzy Duke
- Chewbert
- Snort King
- Tumble Tom
- Chompster
- Butthead Bob
- Clumsy Carl
- Mooch Master
- Grub Grabber
- Lumpy Lad
- Prince Hoof
- Baron Baa
- Wiggle Gus
- Doodle Dan
- Goaty Greg
- Muncher Max
- Rusty Horns
- Chuckle Champ
- Silly Steve
- Hoof Jack
- Nibble Ned
- Buckaroo Boo
Female Funny Goat Names
Girl goats can be sweet, sassy, or downright silly. Giving them funny names makes them even more fun to be around. Here’s a playful list of names just for female goats.
- Lady Nibbles
- Baa Bella
- Princess Hooves
- Daisy Chews
- Miss Wiggles
- Queen Fluffy
- Goatie Gaga
- Snuggle Sue
- Buttercup Bop
- Silly Sally
- Tootsie Toes
- Bella Baa
- Countess Chewy
- Clover Chomp
- Dolly Doodle
- Poppy Puff
- Giggle Grace
- Rosie Hoof
- Fuzzy Fanny
- Lolly Legs
- Nanny Nibble
- Muffin Mae
- Patty Puff
- Lulu Lops
- Honey Horns
- Wiggle Wanda
- Cupcake Chewer
- Gracie Goat
- Twinkle Trot
- Flopsy Flo
Cute Funny Goat Names
Some goats are extra cuddly and adorable, so their names should be sweet and silly. These names sound soft, playful, and full of charm. Here’s a big list of cute and funny goat names.
- Cuppy Hoof
- Snuggle Bug
- Marshmallow Moo
- Tootsie Puff
- Pudding Pop
- Muffin Toes
- Cupcake Chew
- Jellybean Jumper
- Sweetie Hooves
- Doodle Dot
- Peaches Puff
- Bunny Baa
- Giggles Gumdrop
- Candy Nibble
- Fuzzy Wiggles
- Daisy Doo
- Niblet Puff
- Coco Chomp
- Tiny Trot
- Sprinkle Sue
- Lolly Popper
- Berry Boo
- Sugar Snap
- Bubbles Baa
- Honey Puff
- Cutie Chews
- Cherry Chomp
- Cuddle Dot
- Poppy Pop
- Sniffy Snug
- Noodle Puff
- Baby Bean
- Fluffy Flop
- Twinkle Toes
- Cookie Chewer
- Little Lulu
- Gummy Gus
- Silly Sprout
- Pippy Pop
- Sunny Wiggles
Silly and Witty Goat Names
Goats are natural clowns, so giving them silly and witty names makes perfect sense. These names are goofy, clever, and full of barnyard humor. Here’s a list of playful choices for your goat.
- BaaBaa Boom
- Hoofy Doofy
- Chomp Champ
- Wiggle Horn
- Goober Gus
- Sir Snuffles
- Moo Moo Goat
- BaaBaa Lou
- Chuckle Chews
- Jumpy Jester
- Doodle Hoof
- Silly Billy
- Horn Pop
- Giggle Puff
- Nibble Noodle
- Laughy Legs
- Wobble Wiggles
- Snorty Snaps
- Goaty McGoat
- Zippy Baa
- Trotter Tot
- Munchie Moo
- Flop Flip
- Boingy Bob
- Chewy Chum
- Dizzy Dot
- Scoot Scoot
- Quirky Queso
- BaaBaa Bobble
- Prankster Pete
- Hoofster Huff
- Noodle Nibber
- Bumble Baa
- Snicker Snack
- Guffaw Goat
- Banter Bean
- Goaty Giggles
- Funny Fella
- Tickle Trot
- Jester Hooves
Cool Funny Goat Names
Some goats have a little extra style. They strut, they pose, and they act like rock stars. Cool and funny names fit them best. Here’s a big list of cool, funny goat names.
- Rockin Hooves
- BaaBaa Blast
- Chill Billy
- Disco Horns
- Funky Fleece
- Groovy Goat
- Smooth Chews
- Jammin Hoof
- Coolio Kid
- Hip Hop Horns
- Ice Baa
- Swagger Hooves
- Goat Wave
- Rad Rambler
- Snazzy Snout
- Jazz Jumper
- Fresh Fleece
- Goaty Cool
- Big Chill
- Pop Star Hoof
- Shiny Horns
- Zip Zap Goat
- Frosty Fella
- DJ BaaBaa
- Starstruck Stew
- Glow Goat
- Rock Star Horns
- Swag Hoofy
- Goat Glide
- Fly Fleece
- Skater Baa
- Groovy Gus
- Neon Nibble
- Bounce Beat
- Chillax Chops
- Goat Vibes
- Hops McCool
- Ice Cream Hooves
- Shimmer Goat
- Riff Rider
- Cosmic Kid
- Trendy Trot
- Spark Hoof
- Boogie Goat
- Cool Breeze
Pop Culture-Inspired Goat Names
Goats can also have names from movies, music, and famous people. When you mix goats with pop culture, the names get even funnier. Here’s a list of playful goat names inspired by the stars.
- Goatzilla
- Harry Baa-ter
- Lady GoatGoat
- Darth Hoofy
- Baa Marley
- Goat Solo
- Fluffy Potter
- Shakira Sheep
- Baa-bra Streisand
- Chew Hoof
- Taylor Baa
- Elvis Hoovesley
- Pikaboo Goat
- SpongeBaa
- Goat Cena
- Baa-rbie
- Luke Baa-walker
- Miley Baa-rus
- Sherlock Hooves
- Baa-man
- Goatz Lightyear
- Oprah Goatfrey
- Baa-rah Carey
- Goat Smith
- Yoda Baa
- Wonder Goat
- Captain Hoofy
- Scooby Baa
- Justin Baa-ber
- Frodo Hooves
Funny Farm Goat Names
Farm life is full of laughter, and goats always add extra fun. Giving them farm-themed names makes them even sillier. Here’s a playful list of funny farm goat names.
- Cornflake
- Haystack Hopper
- Moo Moo Goat
- Piggy Hooves
- Clover Chomper
- Barnyard Bob
- Tractor Trot
- Eggnog Ears
- Wheat Wiggles
- Puddle Jumper
- Cowbell Chewer
- Milky Moo
- Oinky Goat
- Rooster Runner
- Daisy Dozer
- Muddy Boots
- Pumpkin Hoof
- Pickle Patch
- Apple Chewer
- Hay Bale Benny
- Field Flop
- Farmer Fred
- Butter Barn
- Goat Shed Sam
- Silo Snoop
- Biscuit Hooves
- Clover Kid
- Pasture Pete
- Baa Barn
- Country Chomp
- Barn Babe
- Grainy Gus
- Milky Mustache
- Tater Hoof
- Cabbage Cart
- Fence Jumper
- Goatfield Greg
- Sunshine Shed
- Radish Rider
- Barley Baa
Punny Goat Names
Puns make goat names extra funny. They twist words in silly ways and turn normal names into jokes. Here’s a list of punny goat names that will make anyone laugh.
- Billy the Kidder
- Vincent van Goat
- Goatie Locks
- Goatzart
- Baa-braham Lincoln
- Selena Goatmez
- Scape Goat
- Goatye
- Al Goatpone
- Kid Rock
- Leonardo DiCaprigoat
- Bleatles
- Vincent van Baa
- Justin Bleater
- Goatzilla
- Baa-bra Walters
- Kid Capri
- Ariana Goatnde
- Britney Spears
- Garth Baa
- Bill Goat Baggins
- Goatsby
- Billy Idol Hoof
- Dolly Baa-ton
- Ludabaaa
- Baa-rack Obama
- Meryl Sheep
- Kid Curry
- Marlon Baa-rando
- Goatsby the Great
Unique Funny Goat Names
Some goats need names that stand out from the herd. These names are one of a kind, silly, and playful. Here’s a big list of unique, funny goat names.
- Zippy Hoof
- Noodle Nibber
- BaaBaa Boomie
- Twinkle Horns
- Goober Goat
- Wobble Pop
- Muffin Hoofster
- Bouncy Beard
- Jelly Jumper
- Snorty Puff
- Doodle Dash
- Hoofy Toofy
- Clumsy Cloud
- Giggly Gus
- Pogo Popper
- Tater Hoofsy
- Whisker Wiggle
- Waffle Whirl
- Niblet Noodle
- Dizzy Baa
- Sneezy Hooves
- Lolly Lopper
- Choco Chomp
- Bumble Beard
- Wobble Winks
- Goaty Giggler
- Peppy Puff
- Silly Snort
- Zappy Zap
- Fuzzy Hoofsy
- Tickle Trotter
- Gravy Gobbler
- Puffy Nubs
- Boingy Bop
- Sparkle Hooves
- Noodle Nugget
- Marshmallow Mooch
- Sunny Sniffer
- BaaBaa Bounce
- Prickle Puffin
- Moochy Moo
- Guzzle Goat
- Dandy Dash
- Pudding Hoofy
- Scoot Snout
- Chuckle Chops
Creative Goat Names
Creative names make goats sound extra fun and different. These names mix silly ideas with playful words. Here’s a list of creative goat names that stand out.
- Whisker Wobble
- Doodle Baa
- Nibble Nugget
- Goaty Glow
- Puffy Paws
- Snort Spark
- Muffin Munch
- Tickle Beard
- Baa Bubble
- Jolly Jumper
- Fuzzy Nibber
- Chuckle Chomp
- Loopy Lulu
- Wiggle Whisk
- Bounce Berry
- Twinkle Trotter
- Noodle Baa
- Chewy Chip
- Pudding Puff
- Zippy Zap
- Dandy Dot
- Marshmallow Horns
- Snuggle Snap
- Jester Jumps
- Cabbage Chomp
- Niblet Nose
- Funny Fleece
- Bop Baa
- Muffin Moo
- Spark Hoofy
- Jelly Nibble
- Wigglesworth
- Clucky Hoof
- Silly Sniffer
- BaaBobble
Wrapping Up with the Funniest Goat Name
Goats are already funny, but the right name makes them even sillier. A good name can show off their bouncy hops, their silly faces, or the way they nibble everything.
Pick a name that makes you smile every time you say it. Your goat won’t know the joke, but everyone else will laugh. That’s the fun part of giving goats funny names.